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good platformer

It was basic good platformer game. Nothing wrong with it and nothing spectacular either.
You might want to use shapeflag hitTest with the enemies because now you are hitTesting the bounding boxes and that causes you to die even when you are not visibly hitting the enemy.
Overall this was fun to play. Good job.

ThomSip responds:

mwah, the bounding boxes are fine if you ask me ;)

and glad you liked it :3

Average

Really creative level designing guys... After getting exacly same looking level the fourth time I decided to quit. You just give us a box shaped area of tiles over and over again starting from lvl 7 or so. Then there is the "loading the level", a 7 second wait between each level. You are loading the same freaking level... how lame can you be? I'd forgive you that if you were actually loading some cool levels, but that's just lame.

good but

The game suffers from horrible controls. Humans don't have three hands you know :P.

good

Eventhough it was simple and not very original, I enjoyed playing it. You have proven that simple games can be entertaining if the theme is right. Piggy collecting coins is spot on. Good job.

good

Fun game. I liked the relaxing music and the graphis were simple but good. Reading a little of the other reviews I see I wasn't the only one who totally shattered the 'pro scores'. I felt quite good about myself after I went almost in every level way way lower than the pro score. Was that your intension in setting the pro scores so easy to beat? :)

What I think this game is missing is highscores. It was fun playing but the satisfaction from beating the levels with ease is minimal compared to knowing that you beat other people. It left me a bit empty after beating the game. I totally dominated the game but no-one will ever know :P (unless you are reading this review and believe me :)).

jmtb02 responds:

Your own self pride will be enough :). I am not so much a fan of high score lists, but I'll consider it.

okay

Good graphics, good music. The thing that ruined this for me is that the results are fixed. You always get the same result depending on your angle and assuming you evertime hit the maximum speed. There is no surprising elements in the game. That's why the top scores are almost all the same.

too easy

You could play this game forever. It was way too easy. Only reason I lost at this because I just started hitting randomly the answers (I had to leave the comp :P). Else I could have continued for a lot lot longer.

The choises and the questions are silly. There's no way to tell from the pieces what the picture is unless you use the zoom option. So your only choise to guess it right is to look at the category. For example there reads "Animals" and the choises are:
1. cat, 2. guitar, 3. lemon, 4. piano

I thought they were that easy only at the beginning, but no. They were that easy through out the game :P. Make this an actual quiz. At the moment it's not very fun because there is hardly any challenge.

okay

Good graphics. Funny. Unorginal :P.

Also I thought to myself, why am I doing this? You should add option to submit your score to a highscores list. At the moment, this is bit pointless. I've already played kitten cannon enough to not want to play this kind of game 'just for fun'.

bad

Good job with the tutorial /sarcasm off

I mean damn, atleast add a bloody "skip" button. It's painfully slow and really treating us like 1 year old morons.

How do you jump? Z you say? Nope doesn't work. I went to the right first until I couldnt go any further. Then went to the left as far as I could. The girl says "I need to learn how to jump", Ok. I hit Z million times, nothing happens. Game Over because I'm not wasting the whole year trying to figure out what's wrong.

Bad and shitty game that pissed me off.

translated for your pleasure.. :)

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